It makes a bone three long days since the blue origin of Jeff Bezos flew to a crew of women in space for 11 minutes, Katy Perry, Katy Perry, to dramatically kiss the ground after she landed, like a newly launched hostage.
There have been many news to drown the history of this ridiculous launch and led by art that was completed with women in perfect hair and makeup plus fembot flight suits of the curve designed by Mons.
And yet, the public reaction on the mission tone Lordía continues to go, incessantly that provides the love story that was ever folding with the culture of celebrities from the list to self -durger is complicatedly Dunzo.
The latest? Perry’s feelings were injured after the fast food giant Wendy tweeted “can we send it back” in response to the news that the singer of “fireworks” had returned from space? “Where is the meat?” Indeed.
Maybe Perry would have accepted him from Burger King, but a tail ginger? I think not.
“This was a mark of one billion dollars that used its public platform to publicly degrade a woman,” complained a source of Perry.
I thought that space tourism was supposed to take the seriousness of things. But Perry and Gayle King landed on Earth with their biggest and bulky egos than ever.
The entire Vanity project was choreographed and produced as a music video, with Perry grabbing a list of songs for your next tour (thank you for free advertising, Jeff Bezos!) While floating around the new Shepard spacecraft.
Perry even gave a serenade to her travel companions, she calls the song “Astronaut Girlie Friends”, in flight.
“Katy sang” what a wonderful world, “King said.” “Because we have been asking her to sing all the time and she would not. Everyone sing” Roar “, Sing” Firework “, and she said:” It’s not about me. I wanted to talk about the world. “Isn’t it so pleasant?”
For the first time in the history of the flight, barf bags were needed for spectators on the floor.
It is not surprising that this false feminist team was subject to mockery, as Gayle King said: “Of people I know, I like and consider friends.”
Yes, for once, the fire came from her inside her own store.
Emily Ratajkowski said she was “beyond parody.”
“To say that you worry about Mother Earth and it is Mother Earth, and you are uploading in a spacecraft that is built and paid by a company that is destroying the planet,” the model embarrassed the group.
Olivia Munn called him “Gloton”, while Olivia wanted a picture of Perry to be published again and wrote: “Billion dollars bought some good memes, I suppose.”
Comedian Amy Schumer laughed at the famous crew members while intended to be an “Astronaut” of blue origin. Singer Lily Allen called The Whole Thing “So Oft Touch.”
For his simplizos enemies, King said: “Do you have legs? Do you have a leg?”
She also scolded people for calling him a “trip.”
“Please, don’t call it a ‘trip. We double the same trajectory that Alan Shepard made in the past, more or less. No one called him a’ walk ‘, the king snorted.” It was called a flight, it was called a trip. There was nothing frivolous in what we did. “
She said she was “disappointed and very saddend” that the shallow idiots had lost the point: she and Perry were changing Womankind’s path.
As King pointed out, what the flight “is doing to inspire other women and girls, please don’t ignore it.”
Move, Sally Ride.
For me, it was something that are used on this flight of billions of dollars. We live in a free country with billionaires who can do what they want with their money.
No, it was the amazing importance of the bold of which the faceors, as infinite as the universe.
King and Perry really expected to be received as heroes and praised as space explorers of Pioneer Ladies, the best thing that happens to the power of the girls from the Spice Girls.
Whenever Both The masses did not give him a parade, the people who see how monkeys applaud were confused. Then they lashed out, feeding without knowing the reaction.
Perry insists that they were providing a peace plan.
“I hope you can see the unit we model and replicate that,” he said about Earthlings.
Mission fulfilled. We were all unified in our disgust by their neinless and narcissism.