Study a wide area
I just returned from Florida. Great State. Even their caimanes have false dentures. Newborns make their arrival at 72. Chair to go to the bathroom? We are talking about wheelchair. Why the bottle? That metamucile meanen. Christmas gifts are diapers for all.
Those who do not subsidize their pregnancy with Social Security are on tour. I, after having been everywhere, except in the center of Madagascar, because I don’t know where that thing is, I treat some travel stories.
In the heights
Bután Above. Very up. As in the upper part of eastern Himalayas, as if something was happening in the West Himalayas. Previously locked due to the old pandemic.
Those Himalayas are high. Real Alto. Tshering Tobgay The prime minister is young. Elegant. Educated here. Perfect speaks of the United States. If you go there, forget the invitation. I have a bed of my nose above a mezzanine.
Thai’d Down
Bangkok. One of my friend Queen Sirikit’s employees organized the stay. An extra sofa made as a extracted bed was open in the living room. One night the phone is classified. Running to answer, I fell through the steel bases of this extraction. My leg was cut.
Party police
Indonesia. I am there writing your first Autobio president. Sukarno invites me to his 90-minute Schlep-Away weekend retirement, but I don’t know where my driver is heading. There are no lights on the black pitch road. It is strange for what will be a party atmosphere. The guards crawl from the hidden bushes. Surround the car. Indicated rifles.
My knowledge of your Bahasa language? Null. Your English? Zero. The guards, nervous. There are no light anywhere. I shout, I am invited. They do not understand. Rifles point. The panic of my driver. Finally an officer appears, makes a phone call. Suddenly, the barriers come down, a convoy arises from the bushes and escort me to the main door.
The president himself appears. Barefoot. Pajamas. He tells me: “Why are you here? Fiestas tomorrow!”
A place to go to the island the days
Papeete, Tahiti. Marlon Brando’s house: seven hours for a Hollywood jet, minutes from the only road, short entrance, without a guard, without a door, without identification identification plate, behind Coconut of the South Pacific, mango, banana trees, five minorities, five airport airport airports. Motorcycle.
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“I put the straw mats.
I informed him that he would never do it in New York.
At home in the United States, I visited Hollywood. I asked a star how many bathrooms were in his Hollywood Hills mansion. Hello, he said with pride: “I can sit 16.”
Only in Hollywood, children, only in Hollywood.
See you a little, I’m leaving next week to rest my bones.